Cookout by Bo Burnham

Grab a seat have something to eat help yourself its alright
If you want a beer they're over here but we only have Coors light
Try a chip with my homemade dip the stuff is out of sight
Right before bed we'll shave your head glad to see you dressed in white

Cause its a Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout

Here's my wife/sister she brightens up my day
she went away and I missed her cause my moms a lousy lay
don't hang with foreign fellows it'll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows, by the burning cross

at the Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
dans on lookout
at the Klan Kookout

and if you're black don't wanna see your face
they're like high school track its just a stupid race
we got a plan kill all the Jews
are you a Mexican cause you seem confused?
senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

its a Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
mein kampf? man, check that book out
at the Klan Kookout

all men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed here's an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list
I cook I clean, cause I'm the hooded host and on Halloween, I dress as a...slave owner!

we hate Hispanics hence the 20 foot walls
and all you goddamn dirty Catholics can Cath-o-lick my balls
ethnics give off weird aromas and i cant understand
why we need high school diplomas with the bible in hand!

at the Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout

 
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