Grab a seat have something to eat help yourself its alright If you want a beer they're over here but we only have Coors light Try a chip with my homemade dip the stuff is out of sight Right before bed we'll shave your head glad to see you dressed in white
Cause its a Klan KooKout Klan KooKout Klan KooKout Klan KooKout
Here's my wife/sister she brightens up my day she went away and I missed her cause my moms a lousy lay don't hang with foreign fellows it'll only be your loss Stay here and roast marshmallows, by the burning cross
at the Klan Kookout Klan Kookout dans on lookout at the Klan Kookout
and if you're black don't wanna see your face they're like high school track its just a stupid race we got a plan kill all the Jews are you a Mexican cause you seem confused? senor...que? que? que? (kkk)
its a Klan Kookout Klan Kookout mein kampf? man, check that book out at the Klan Kookout
all men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed here's an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list I cook I clean, cause I'm the hooded host and on Halloween, I dress as a...slave owner!
we hate Hispanics hence the 20 foot walls and all you goddamn dirty Catholics can Cath-o-lick my balls ethnics give off weird aromas and i cant understand why we need high school diplomas with the bible in hand!
at the Klan Kookout Klan Kookout Klan Kookout Klan Kookout