People think I’m tall, you probably do too, Cause I got a big hat size and a 16 shoe. As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig, To top it all off, my wiener is a...tiny
It doesn’t make any sense, its only 2 1/2 Whenever I’m naked even Asians laugh (sry) It'll be like nothing you’ve ever felt I’m the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)
Please don’t be mean, please don’t be a jerk I’ve tried all those pills trust me they don’t work. If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell, Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.
I hate myself, Why isn’t it long? Did my circumcision go horribly wrong? When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob, "I can only give you a finger-job"
I wanna be the stud, now I’m the stooge. It wouldn't be weird, if my balls weren't so huge. I guess it would be great if I was hung like a horse, But I gotta let nature take its course...
