3.14 Apple Pi by Bo Burnham

Yo I don’t got bros, don’t hang on the streets
 i don’t beat my hos, I only beat my meat.
 Dont womanize cause you no its true
 that when you look in their eyes you see their people too
 Mother f'n suffrage!
 You know I’m a gangsta, you know I do coke,
 but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.
 I’ve been doin drive-bys all of my life,
 cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
 
 3.14 apple pi,
 I whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.
 and by "it" I mean contact lens
 3.14 apple pi,
 I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry.
 George bush wont he just yell and rant
 but he’s a presiDONT who ameriCANT
 
 I spit gangsta hymns, cause I’m a gangsta straight,
 I think of 20 inch rims when I masturbate.
 We're gonna be late, there’s no time to waste,
 cause the girls that I date, have a particular taste.
 the taste of my wiener! (snap)
 
 3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,
 Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection
 You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.
 
 I'm a lyrical heretic, but I’ll make you laugh
 hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.
 don’t need to be a clown, I don’t need to be nice,
 How bout you sit down, and I serve you slice...
 
 of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smoky it’ll make you high...
 Here’s a confession its all about me,
 Here’s my impression of a broken jet ski.
 
 Here come the puns.
 All you little thugs wanna mess me with me?
 know that I’ve been doing drugs since the age of 3.
 I took my cereal, stabbed it open with a knife.
 Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
 A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.
 I said you wont make cents if you don’t make sense.
 big finale...
 
 you know I flow and show it, you know that Bo know it,
 You’re lawn I’ll mow it and grow it cause he's a show poet.
 Yo my rims be spinning I winning, like Adam I be sinning.
 Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.
 And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
 Just to disguise all your lies, but baby I be wise.
 You know I did it and shit it you brothers couldn’t hit it,
 Then you try to ride it, too late! I already spit it.
 
 Apple pi

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